10 funny rules dating my daughter
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
I thought I'd share it with you guys, as I'm sure many of you are fathers who might appreciate this.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? We were going to a birthday party of one of my friend's.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls.
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
I do you a favor, son, you have fifteen seconds to get out of range, so Well, to be fair, if they hooked up with you then they had some issues to begin with.... She'd wear you out and leave you on the clothesline to dry out.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.I couldn't shoot any farther, though, as we had open sights and I can't really see much farther...) All this for me..I'm so square I'm a cube. He doesn't want ANYONE taking his daughter out, and if necessary, it must be a very select guy.