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Beware of Mad Dwarves, they are known to kill on sight, with a mug of beer in one hand, and an axe in the other.they will also have long, nasty, filthy, disgusting, repulsive beards that they store their axes, cats, mothers, and gameboys in.They must also have a beard that is longer then six feet, even though most dwarves only grow to be 4 feet tall, if their beard is not 6 feet they are exiled to Pluto, a dwarf planet.The elder dwarves, known as dwarfolds, are the leaders of this right of passage, and oversee it in pink floating lawn chairs while sipping cherry-peach-mango-lime-strawberry- lemonade.
Some of these conditions involve a primary bone disorder - the bones do not grow and develop normally. Over 500 specific skeletal dysplasias have been identified.Dwarves are known to enjoy riding Honda Civics, yes i mean riding, like sitting on top of the car and yelling at it in Dwarfish, waiting for it to move.This event is commonly seen In New York, Moscow, Beijing, and Sydney.They have become wildly wealthy in there subterranean worlds, a weath unseen by us surface dwellers , selling their knowledge and hording their gold, jewels and precious gems and idols.
And we are taught by those in power that they are like us, just a little "different", but Why? Statistics from the "pseudo medical", and totaly conspiratorial watch how they blame it on genes, watch how they manipulate and use our science against us: It is a well known fact that midgets truly love their potatoes, here is evidence of a hobbit (very similar to a midget) demanding potatoes.Some went wild 'to the max', and these midgets are now referred to as Feral midgets.